Long, Dark, Texas Tea Time of the Soul
“I don’t know why the question isn’t asked by the mainstream media and others if there’s any connection with the contributions made to his administration, and the support by the oil companies to the administration..” -Sarah “Alaskan Oil Dividends” Palin - You know, I haven’t talked a lot about the oil spill in the Gulf, and if we’re... Read More
Somebody’s Got a Case of the Mondays
We live in a world where Sarah Palin’s book has sold over a million copies. Sorry to ruin your Monday. j.s. Read More
Dear Senator Hutchison,
I don’t imagine the following will do one bit of good…but I feel a helluva lot better after sending it. Senator Hutchison, I’ve written to you on several occasions and your usual response it to either ignore me, or mail form letters to my home address featuring the latest in non-sequitur arguments. As such you’ll at least understand, if not forgive, that... Read More
**Disclaimer**
The following video contains complete and utter lunatics engaging in pants-on-head retarded discourse. Avoid watching if such things give you nausea. *retch* j.s. – Despite the obvious need for sodium/potassium beer helmets for these morons (seriously, I’m amazed they didn’t spend the entire day accidentally killing one another), I do still stand against this... Read More
Million Moron March
So THIS is what 2,000,000 70,000 morons looks like. I hate it when my sensibilities coincide with such jackassery… *sigh* j.s. Read More
Glenn Beck Did Not Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990
I realize it’s a sophist response to all the empty blustering of the knuckle-dragging “Birthers.” And I must admit that I did laugh at a few of the posts. But I’m still not so sure about this… GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaYoungGirlin1990.com Basic Premise: There is no proof that Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl in 1990, which means he might... Read More
ORLY!
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Orly (I Say, Old Bean! I Must Express My Astonishment At Your Claim! Is This Fact, Or a Clever Ruse?) Taitz, ululating like a helium-fueled Pavarotti, at a couple of pseudo-journalists on MSNBC. Will someone please just hand Orly a riding crop and return her to the back row of the nearest Rocky Horror... Read More
A Bit About Healthcare
Some of you know this, some of your don’t, but my day job is as a mild-mannered IT manager for a healthcare billing company. And with all the recent talk about a “single-party payer system!” and “socialized medicine!” and “well, it works in France!” I’d like to take a moment to talk about our current socialized insurance plan, Medicare.... Read More
Fuck Australia
Several of you have asked me why I refuse to set foot in Australia… Reason #472 Their spiders. Fuck Australia. j.s. Read More
